January 2012
415 posts
stupid face karen: Ninth Doctor Headcanon →
gallifreyburning:
gallifreyfieldsforever:
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years…
From now on, Fringe fans will always have the...
demycrawley:
- Other fandoms: *any complaints about their shows*
- Fringe fans:
FUCK YOU I WON A BAFTA!
guise fuckin do it.
artisticmoron:
alaskarain:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
dooo it.
Why not, for once..
anonymously message me exactly what type of person...
delanibupp:
delanibupp:
i give you permission to be as mean as you want :P
Cannot believe this is still being reblogged.
Give me a number.
1 → you are gorgeous.
2 → you are ugly.
3 → marry me ?
4 → i want a child with you.
5 → i hate you
6 → i love you.
7 → you are yummy
8 → please, die.
9 → i wanna fuck you.
10 → we should talk more.
sherlock-and-other-things:
I heard the “OH MY...
Moriarty: Would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket?
Sherlock fandom: NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
Moriarty:
Sherlock fandom:
Moriarty:
Sherlock fandom:
Moriarty:
Sherlock fandom:
Moriarty:
Sherlock fandom:
Moriarty:
Sherlock fandom:
Moriarty:
Sherlock fandom:
Moriarty: That's not my pocket.
I dont know why this is so funny
There comes a time
So last Saturday my love came to Winnipeg. Lately we haven’t been doing all that great but it was really amazing. We spent the day at this community centre where a SCA event was being held. It was really fun and I truly did enjoy myself and so did she. We had each other after not seeing each other for two and a half years and I honestly do love her. It was so magical and even though her...
Oh dear...
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been ate or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?.
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
What if...?
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
